WTF is this?

Kinja'd!!! "Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
01/18/2020 at 18:56 • Filed to: Drunken rant, Vantablack is dumb

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I finally watched this Vantablack video & what the hell. Outside of stealth technology where could this possibly have value? (Insert oppoinions here)

This seems like the most dangerous vehicle on the planet.

I would assume I’m late to the party on this discussion, but seeing this after a few (10) beers, I can’t help but rant a bit.

Does anyone else think this paint should have been showcased on anything other than a motor vehicle


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Noodles
01/18/2020 at 19:21

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I turned it off as soon as the guy said it’s dark because photons hit the carbon and can’t get in. 


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > Noodles
01/18/2020 at 19:31

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On a motor vehicle? Not useful other than to showcase the owner’s poor tastes.

Vantablack does have a few uses, though. Camera and lens engineers go to great lengths to eliminate interior reflections, and a coating that could absorb nearly 100% of light would prove very effective there.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Noodles
01/18/2020 at 19:32

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WTF is this??

It’s the first good looking BMW X6

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Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Chariotoflove
01/18/2020 at 19:37

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Haha! I only kept watching because I recognized him from the model train video.


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Aremmes
01/18/2020 at 19:38

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Now that makes sense. Invisible cars do not


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > McMike
01/18/2020 at 19:38

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Haha!


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Noodles
01/18/2020 at 19:40

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If I were to apply any of those ultr a-black coatings to a car, the first place I’d aim for would be the top of the dashboard, followed by the parcel shelf, to reduce glare.


Kinja'd!!! SOCdriver > Noodles
01/18/2020 at 19:42

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The artist who own Vantablack is Anish Kapoor and he’s a dick. https://www.wired.com/story/vantablack-anish-kapoor-stuart-semple/


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Urambo Tauro
01/18/2020 at 19:42

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Yes! I Agree 100%. Well played sir.


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > SOCdriver
01/18/2020 at 19:48

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I'm with chariotoflove. As soon as the photons but the carbon I drifted off and started thinking about how my beer was almost empty and walking down to the garage may or may not be worth it. 


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Chariotoflove
01/18/2020 at 20:50

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Thanks for the heads up on it.  Going to skip watching it, if it’s that bad.


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > Noodles
01/18/2020 at 21:01

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Anything to help hide those ugly lines on the X6...


Kinja'd!!! Jason Spears > Noodles
01/18/2020 at 22:04

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I can think of one use.

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Kinja'd!!! fintail > Noodles
01/18/2020 at 22:15

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Maximum doucheage, you know the turn signals aren’t even hooked up.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > BaconSandwich is tasty.
01/18/2020 at 22:21

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Good for a laugh though. I remember this thing was panned in the FP


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Noodles
01/18/2020 at 23:33

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posterchild car for a Stones fan, who’s favorite song is Paint It Black.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > Noodles
01/19/2020 at 00:39

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People like to blacken shit and pretend they're batman. It's sad